Teaser Tuesdays: Food, Girls, and Other Things I Can't Have & Fairest

* Grab your current read.
* Let the book fall to a random page.
* Share two (2) "teaser" sentences from that page, somewhere between lines 7 and 12.
* Share the title of the book that you're getting your teaser from... That way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you've given!
* Please avoid spoilers!

From page 23 of Food, Girls, and Other Things I Can't Have by Allen Zadoff:
God has it in for me. Let me tell you how I know.

I am not the fattest.

You might think that would be good news for a kid in high school, but it's not. There is actually something much worse than being the fattest: I am the second fattest.

From page 31 of Fairest by Gail Carson Levine:
Ontio Castle was halfway up Mount Ormallo, the highest peak in the range. Gnome Caverns was somewhere beneath the mountains. I thought of the gnome zhamM's prediction that I'd see him there--and that I'd be in danger. The prediction still seemed preposterous, but I was nearer to his home than I'd ever been.

I am doing something that I haven't really tried before. I am reading two young adult books at once. I usually only read two books at once if one is YA and one adult but I just decided to give it a try and I am actually really liking it. I seem to be getting more reading done. Plus both the books are really good.

I am actually rereading Fairest because I don't remember anything about it from the last time I read it. Food, Girls, and Other Things I Can't Have is a first time read. I had heard it was really funny and I needed a funny book after Hate List. Hate List was amazing but really sad so now I am looking for some laughs. And I am finding them in Food, Girls, and Other Things I Can't Have. Wow that's a mouthful. =]

What are you reading on this lovely Tuesday?